anapproximationof:

It’s Sarah Harding’s bum note. But with the Inception klaxon instead.

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aduhm:

scottfoss:

confusedtree:

communismkills:

Nor do I want it.

Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi

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The sickest burn in tumblr history.

(via oh-hai-tommeh)

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via cosmiccatsforever)

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handjob:

the legend lives on

(via bravodelta9)

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(via jonjonathanjon)

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steezymofucka:

pharcyde:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

best thing

BARS

(via threerolledtacoswithcheese)

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(via threerolledtacoswithcheese)

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pantryraids:

dlubes:

pantryraids:

is spelt spelled spelt or spelled

spelt is spelled spelt in any nation that isn’t america but in america spelt isn’t spelled spelt it’s spelled spelled

thank you so much

(via adament)

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betterthankanyebitch:

She sounds just like Bey…lmao

(via threerolledtacoswithcheese)

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nicolezai:

I still cry at this

(via adament)

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catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

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hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….

(via thats-so-meme)

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robdelaney:

I’ve written some on depression. Don’t really have anything new to say. But I just wrote this email to a friend which expresses my feelings today.

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